Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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