Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize
