I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The power of my boobs compel you
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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