You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I've blown a few things in my day
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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