Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Cold hands, warm shart.

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(707): View more from California

i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.

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(276): View more from Virginia

Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty

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(917): View more from New York City

i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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(303): View more from Colorado

maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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(248): View more from Michigan

had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall

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(904): View more from Florida

We almost ended up sober because of u!!

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(406): View more from Montana

I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.

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