I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.