just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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