STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
did you just send me my own nude
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize