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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  just left the emergency room. condom extraction.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly

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• (806): View more from Texas

  That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".

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  That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

  (319): View more from Iowa

  will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night

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