i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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