Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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