five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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