Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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