I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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