I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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