I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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