She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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