Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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