"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies