I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night