You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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