going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize