Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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