Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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