So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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