Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My balls are so social today.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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