another moral hangover. fuck.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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