Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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