I'm lost and stupid without you.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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