My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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