I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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