i think i have herpe
just one?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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