I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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