This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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