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Wat do u mean how?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Boobs are out for the taking
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Holy shit dude........stairs
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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