Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Do plants get herpes?
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