wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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