He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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