absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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