Im at strip club and am horny
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My ass is underappreciated
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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