Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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