16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's get the cat blown out
Everclear isn't food dammit
and you fell through a lawn chair
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
