I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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