We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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