He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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