i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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