Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Randomize
