So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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