We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just want to make out with him forever
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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