your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
