absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
What a dumb baby whore.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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