I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
How does one acquire holy water?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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