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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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