Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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