so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
that is very illegal...i love you.
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