I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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