You really coming over, don't trick.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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