So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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