we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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