They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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