rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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