Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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