I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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