we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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