Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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