No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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